My manager called and was like, ‘“You got a nomination.” And I was like, “You’re making fun of me.” I didn’t know why he would call to prank me at this hour. I was like, “I won’t believe it until I see it in writing.” And then Taylor [Schilling] called me and told me congratulations, and for some reason I believed her. Then I called everyone back and said, “Now I’m buying it.” She wasn’t going to toy with me at that level. - Natasha Lyonne on hearing the news of her Emmy Nomination for her role as Nicky Nichols in Orange is the New Black.

callmeoutis:

i was ready to just scroll past like “haha grammar humor” but then it was weird al and i,

hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

geejayeff:

aaajmachine:

I know you don’t like to talk, but you gotta do it for her.

Yadriel & Maria appreciation post ✿◕‿◕✿

HE SAID MORE THAN HE DID ALL SEASON. I THOUGHT HE DIDN’T CARE. I THOUGHT HE WAS JUST BEING NICE AND LETTING HIS BABY MAMA SEE THE BABY THAT HE PROBABLY DIDN’T REALLY WANT AND BARELY LOOKED AFTER BUT I WAS FUCKING WRONG. I WAS WRONG ABOUT HIM. HE’S JUST QUIET. THE DUDE IS STOIC AS FUCK AND HE FUCKING LOVES MARIA AND HE LOVES THAT BABY AND IT’S FUCKING BEAUTIFUL THE WAY HE GUSHES AND TALKS TO HER LIKE MARIA ASKED HIM TO DO BECAUSE HE WANTS HER TO GROW UP SMART AND LOVED.

But also look at how cute the baby is dressed in each visit. Who did that? Daddy did. But that’s exactly the kind of visual cue that gets lost when he’s getting judged for his bald head, tattoos and stoic (thuggish?) demeanor.

i-may-be-strange:

His character was golden and the only reason to watch that train wreck

jesseplnkmvn:

today i was in hot topic with my mom and there was a bra with Simba on it so I asked her “want a lion king bra?” she said “why would i?” so I put it in front of my chest and said “hakuna ma tatas” she had to leave the store she was laughing so hard.

buttinspectorkirby:

interruptingpanda:

busket:

mybodythehandgrenade:

brinconvenient:

tonidorsay:

gailsimone:

chrishaley:

Done and done.

(Not pictured: “Butt window”, but trust me, it’s there.)

You have no idea how much this cheered me up just now.

Bwahahahahahaha

I for one, think this is a major improvement. Look how empowered he is! And it’s relevant to the character as someone who is powered by the sun, he’d want to maximize the amount of sunlight he receives, right? It’s not like it makes sense for him to cover himself from chin to toe.
In fact, I think some strappy sandals might be an improvement.

strappy high heeled sandals would increase his height making him closer to the sun. and if wonderwoman can fight in heels it can’t be that hard, right?

c’mon the artist could have dEFINITELY shown us the butt window too, like at the same time as a the chest window. like you just have to twist him in a way that shows us the butt but also turn the chest around a little so we see that too? superman is a tough guy im sure he can handle breaking his spine to show off all those important windows

He really has more freedom of movement in this, too. I mean, the eye candy is a nice plus but it’s really about functionality.

you sure he doesn’t need some bicep windows, too? he must be getting hot in that spandex and it’d make it even easier for him to do all sorts of flexing and such with his biceps if they weren’t so boxed in like that.

undergroundghosts:

Hey guys I just finished my last giveaway and so I figured why not..
What you can win: • 1 Arctic Monkeys CD (never used)
• 2 stickers (1 from fabulouslyfeminist 1 from moderngirlblitz)
• 1 custom sketch
• 1 custom prop OR cosplay piece (nothing too big please!)
• 1 short-medium wig in the color of your choice
 Rules: • Must be following me
• Likes and reblogs count
• I can ship pretty much anywhere
• You can earn an extra entry by following me on instagram (@abstractava)
• Have fun and good luck!
Ends: July 28th 2014

undergroundghosts:

Hey guys I just finished my last giveaway and so I figured why not..

What you can win:
• 1 Arctic Monkeys CD (never used)

• 2 stickers (1 from fabulouslyfeminist 1
from moderngirlblitz)

• 1 custom sketch

• 1 custom prop OR cosplay piece (nothing too big please!)

• 1 short-medium wig in the color of your choice


Rules:
• Must be following me

• Likes and reblogs count

• I can ship pretty much anywhere

• You can earn an extra entry by following me on instagram (@abstractava)

• Have fun and good luck!

Ends: July 28th 2014

undergroundghosts:

fun date idea: read me fairytales and play with my hair.

basedgosh:

not sure what it is about tiny bows on bras and underwear but theyre neat as hell